A farmer had a accident, he was hit by a truck.
In court in front of judge, the truck drivers's hot-shot lawyer was questioning the farmer.
'Didn't you told the police officer at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?' asked the lawyer.
Farmer replied: 'Well, I'll tell you all the details what had happened. I was just crossing the road with my cow into the... '
'Stop, I didn't ask for any details', the lawyer interrupted. 'Just reply to my single question. Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident that, 'I'm fine!'?'
Farmer said, 'Well, I'd just got the cow crossing the road and I was about to finish .... '
The lawyer again interrupted and said, 'Your Honour, I am trying to connect the fact that, at the spot of the accident, this farmer told the police officer on the scene that he was fine. Now after so many days of the accident, he is trying to sue my client without any reason. I believe this man is a fraud. Please tell him to simply reply to my simple yes or no question. '
By this time, the Judge was very interested in Farmer's answer and said to the lawyer: 'I'd like to hear what he has to say about his cow'.
Farmer thanked the Judge and started. 'Well as I was saying, I had just crossed the road with the cow to take her to the forest to feed when this huge truck which was uncontrolled came thundering through the pavement and hit and my cow right in the side. I was thrown into one tree and the cow was thrown into the ditch on far side of the road.
Oh God I was hurt seriously, very bad, and didn't want to move and half unconscious. But, I could hear my cow moaning loudly and groaning in pain. I knew she must be in terrible pain too.
very soon after the accident, a officer on a bike came up. He heard my cow moaning too, so he went over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her condition, he took out his gun and shot her right between the eyes.
Then the officer came over to me, gun still in hand and smoking, looked at me, and said, 'How are you feeling?'
'Now what in the world would you have said?'
In court in front of judge, the truck drivers's hot-shot lawyer was questioning the farmer.
'Didn't you told the police officer at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?' asked the lawyer.
Farmer replied: 'Well, I'll tell you all the details what had happened. I was just crossing the road with my cow into the... '
'Stop, I didn't ask for any details', the lawyer interrupted. 'Just reply to my single question. Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident that, 'I'm fine!'?'
Farmer said, 'Well, I'd just got the cow crossing the road and I was about to finish .... '
The lawyer again interrupted and said, 'Your Honour, I am trying to connect the fact that, at the spot of the accident, this farmer told the police officer on the scene that he was fine. Now after so many days of the accident, he is trying to sue my client without any reason. I believe this man is a fraud. Please tell him to simply reply to my simple yes or no question. '
By this time, the Judge was very interested in Farmer's answer and said to the lawyer: 'I'd like to hear what he has to say about his cow'.
Farmer thanked the Judge and started. 'Well as I was saying, I had just crossed the road with the cow to take her to the forest to feed when this huge truck which was uncontrolled came thundering through the pavement and hit and my cow right in the side. I was thrown into one tree and the cow was thrown into the ditch on far side of the road.
Oh God I was hurt seriously, very bad, and didn't want to move and half unconscious. But, I could hear my cow moaning loudly and groaning in pain. I knew she must be in terrible pain too.
very soon after the accident, a officer on a bike came up. He heard my cow moaning too, so he went over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her condition, he took out his gun and shot her right between the eyes.
Then the officer came over to me, gun still in hand and smoking, looked at me, and said, 'How are you feeling?'
'Now what in the world would you have said?'
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