On early morning of Christmas, a police officer was on horseback sitting at a traffic light,
and next to him was a kid on his new shiny bike.
The policeman said to the kid, "Nice bike you got there dude. Did Santa Clause brought that bike to you?" The kid replied, "Yes sir." The policeman said, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike. Got it?"
The policeman then proceeds to issue the kid a Rs 200.00 bike safety violation cheat.
The kid takes the cheat and before he rides away says, "Sir, By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa brought that to you?"
Humoring the kid, the policeman said, "Yeah, he sure did brought" The kid then replied, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the genious guy on top of the horse, instead of the idiot on it."
The policeman said to the kid, "Nice bike you got there dude. Did Santa Clause brought that bike to you?" The kid replied, "Yes sir." The policeman said, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike. Got it?"
The policeman then proceeds to issue the kid a Rs 200.00 bike safety violation cheat.
The kid takes the cheat and before he rides away says, "Sir, By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa brought that to you?"
Humoring the kid, the policeman said, "Yeah, he sure did brought" The kid then replied, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the genious guy on top of the horse, instead of the idiot on it."
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